The New Shiny

We here at the web2.0compliance Labs have invested millions of hours into web 2.0 research. And through this long process have developed what can only described as "Ingenius".


One of our esteemed technitions, Proffessor Dr. John Slango while tediously reviewing countless reams of reference material discovered this little gem at the merriam-webster.com website. Of Note the phrase "bright with the rays of the sun : sunshiny" caught his eye and thus has sparked our research.

shiny Pronunciation: \ˈshī-nē\

Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): shin·i·er; shin·i·est
Date: 1558

  1. having a smooth glossy surface
  2. bright with the rays of the sun : sunshiny
  3. filled with light
  4. rubbed or worn smooth
  5. lustrous with natural secretions

— shin·i·ness noun  Source: merriam-webster

Our development staff has painstakingly scoured the internets looking for that one special technique that says "Yes, this is shinyer and it is web2.0 Compliant!"

*Below is an example of the process that we have developed where we actually harness the power of our sun and infuse it directly into common buttons.

And you can see below the results of these experiments... a new shinyer button! Yes I know this image is hard to view and we do recommend using some sort of darkening optical device to view without damaging your eyes.

We don't know of the the real world parctical use of such a powerful item and the legal rammifications of endless class action lawsuits for eye damage. But we do know now that it can be done, we just have to ask ourselves..."Should it be done".